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The 'LIKE' option is bugged :/ too lazy to fix it, not too good at descriptions as you can see.. Instagram. ..
  • Men: Not ALL men.
  • Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

  • job interviewer: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
  • me: most likely dead not that it matters because life is a never ending downward spiral of misery and suffering, has no meaning, and there is no god
  • job interviewer: ok

juminaji:

750c:

I wish my followers were more interactive….y’all just sit there

thats cause they waitin on us to slip up so they can unfollow and participate in dragging us until we deactivate. 

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#stay woke

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

yoncevevo:

*listens to Ariana Grande once*
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hip-hop-lifestyle:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

If you flush the toilet wit ya hands in public restrooms your parents didn’t raise you right

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  • mum: can you-
  • me: *groans for 17 hours*